Ladies and Gentlemen ... I Present Madeline!
This year, we've got an artificial tree! Gasp! I've probably said it a million times: "I'm never going to buy an artificial tree."
Well, we needed some holiday cheer around the apartment, and since we'll be out of town for a bit, I didn't want to worry about watering (or otherwise caring for) a half-dead zombie Christmas tree, like in years past. Consider it a temporary concession.